Son, don't you even know how to fuck? Well, take off your pants, I'll teach you

Would you rather fuck me than read ChatGPT's sex advice?

Don't panic, no one knows us in the Crimea - we can fuck

Really?! Did Kisankanna agree to a tee as well? 🤯

Giving in the ass - appreciate it, but if you want an orgasm, take a chance and give a pussy

Now she doesn't want to have regular sex - she only wants to have sex in the ass

You can't cum from vulgarity alone, stick your dick in and stimulate your ass with your finger

Blackmailing my friend's pregnant wife for sex, but she's already a whore!

Caught a girl having sex with her friend - you're both in trouble, get your pussy ready

She wants to get fucked and her pussy won't stay in her underpants - this mama's gonna get it

Man, I was gently rimming you and you're banging me again

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

I tried, I fucked her, and she came. I'm gonna cum on her face, too

Are you jerking off on me? Yeah, I'm not wearing panties, so you better piss off

Turns out that in order to come with a squirt, you had to fuck your ass

I squirted on my friend's girl and she left, now I'm squirting on his dick

Love sex is when she shakes with orgasms every minute

The guests are still half an hour away, so I have time to give him my fucking present

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

You teased me with your ass, now don't complain, I'll fuck you so hard you'll sweat

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

Save the condoms for the girls - Mama only needs a creampie

Chief, why tear my pantyhose? I agree to have sex anyway

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it